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...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead 2: Dead by Daybreak
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They look like they are holding those weapons for other, manlier men.

Caddies of the Apocalypse?
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Tattooed Douchebag Massacre
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The Snuggle Kittens
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Reel Big Arm Tats
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These Arms Are For Show
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The Compensators.
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Texas Chainsaw Pacifists
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Homeland Security
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Whose Army?
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The Unused Belt-Knife Accessories

Suspenders Don't Look Good On Anybody

I'm Not Afraid Of You And As Soon As The Rest Of My Friends Get Here I Will Kick Your Ass
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Guns n' Broses
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A.K. and the Husqvarnas
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Varmint Weekend
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Deliverance Redux
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The Backwoods Boys
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The Hey Wait, Where Are You Guys Going?
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Jesse and the Rippers
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Larry, Daryl and Daryl
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Portland 2012
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The Art Director Massacre
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Ted Nurdgent
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Inbred Inbred Kotex Heads
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But But But
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The Pacific Northwest Side Story
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little dick jamboree!
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We Wear The Badges Of Conformity
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Cold Dead Hands
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Stihlwater
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The Killers Was Already Taken
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Death Cab for Drive-by Truckers
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Really Shitty Dirt Band.
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Linux and Chew
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These Arm Tats Are Fakes
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Left 6 Alive
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No real style
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This Machine Kills Everybody
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No Use For a Long Sleeve Shirt
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Rage against the sleeves
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Morning Decapitation?
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Marilyn Hanson
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Guns N' Poseurs
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Broken Social Skills
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Never Been Laid
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Tire Fire at the Ass Factory
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Crap Salad Tongs

The Toasted Ciabatta Baquettes

Slash Your Face

Don Grotely and the Doggystyle Bandits

Peace in the Middle East
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Insane Clown Posers
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Shaun of the Dads
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Frashour Jr. and the Anomalous Accessories
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The Fucking Fuckheads
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The Murder Shitty Devils
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NRA Soundsystem
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Stool Chunk
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We Can Borrow My Uncle's Guns

Future Laser Romoval

The Try Too Hards
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I can Lick any Sonofabitch in the Preschool
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Evil Bruce McCulloch (and Friends)
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Cliche Collective


The Applebees House Band
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chickens of death metal
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our pappy was our uncle
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Where Do We Recycle These?

Business Casual Death Camp

Men Without Gats

It's Not THAT Tiny
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Free Tuesday All Ages Show
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The Death and Dismemberment Plan

Deerhunter

Dragging a Thirty-aught-six Through Water

New Kids on the Glock

At the Shooting Range

Whiner Threat

The Tragically Hip


I love NRA Soundsystem and Marilyn Hanson.
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The Hold-the-tattoo-gun Steady
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StereotypePDX?

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Bruce Campbell and the EEEEEEEEEEE street band
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Juggalos? Juggle These!
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....Of Beaverton.
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Groupon Tattoo Deal
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You Say Party! We Say Statch Rape!
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Mr. Frowny-Pants
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Bluish Defense League
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The Shaved Arms
Lefty Just Joined
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Dude. Shut it down.

Of Beaverton wins.
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Objects in the Mirror
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Logjammin'
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Does this baseball field look like the woods?
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Blood Fart
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I'm late to the party, and I don't think anyone can beat Marilyn Hanson, Whiner Threat or Varmint Weekend, but I'll give it a shot:

Stumptown Baristas, ft. Room 4 C.R.E.A.M.

IT Department Yearly Retreat

Me First and the Inky Stinkies

Tea Party All Stars

Lovetools, a Loving Tribute to The Cardigans


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"of beaverton" = awesome.

"blood fart" gave me a chuckle and made me think of deliverance, which i think was the point, right? or am i just sick?
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I don't even get "of Beaverton."
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@Rey: It's a play on popular, long-running indie band Of Montreal (I think they're from Florida).
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Thanks! Never heard of them....
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"Stumptown Baristas, ft. Room 4 C.R.E.A.M."
Mega LULZ!

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Of Montreal is from Athens, GA, part of the Elephant Six collective that spawned many weird, oft-punned band names e.g. Neutral Milk Hotel & Apples in Stereo.


The More You Know!
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Bi-Furious
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Slaughterhouse 5000
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Mom and Dad, I'm mad.
(...and can I have some money?)
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cold gore kids
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Rape is Cool
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Dick Cheese McGee

Flog The Dong Slowly

Gnarfucker
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Treading The Path Of Those Before Us
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I think "Of Troutdale" or "Of Gresham" might be more apt.
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Hillbilly Band Camp
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Feckless Chainsaw Massacre
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Bored with a nail in it
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The Tea Party
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The Chantix Klan

or

Chantix Made Me Do It
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or just tea party

or Sarah Palin

or trig palin
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Clark County Fare
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Omar Rodriguez Chainsaw Massacre

alternate choice: Hood River Orgy Mailing List

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