"You should be able to climax within 30 seconds of thrusting by the man."

L0LVVUT!!!

@DENIS C. THERIAULT you haven't been in Portland that long lots of old guys and hippies claim to be sexperts and tantra gurus to get laid by college girls. Reedies eat this shit up.

I will leave you some of the local HypoPorn for men in your box at the office.

Who knew Loren Parks was our local Wilt Chamberlain or Barry White. Dude he even calls himself a "Lay Therapist."