Re the first item: please don't call it a mosque. You even capitalized it, as if Ground Zero Mosque is its proper name. It's a community center. The fact that virtually all mainstream media and even some alternative media persist in calling it a mosque underscores Fox News's ability to set the terms of debate -- frightening.

HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE!!! I'M WEARING MY US FLAG BOXERS AS I TYPE THIS FOR ADDED PATRIOTISM. NOTHING SAYS USA!USA!USA LIKE COVERING MY CROTCH WITH OLD GLORY. (FOR THE RECORD, I MADE THE BOXERS MYSELF FROM AN OLD FLAG.)

ALSO, SHENANIGANS!! THAT BIZNATCH IS SO DUMB NOT TO SEE THAT SARAN WRAP THERE THAT SHE PROBABLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, WHICH IS THE PREFERABLE OUTCOME TO THIS PRANK.

GOOD MORNINGISH, YOU GUYS. IN HONOR OF 9/11 I AM GOING TO LIGHT A SPARKLER AND DRINK SOME BOURBON WHILE TOASTING ALASKA. THAT'S PATRIOTIC RIGHT?

I'M GOING TO PLAY THAT SARAN WRAP PRANK ON MY HOUSEMATE BUT INSTEAD OF SYRUP I'M GOING TO USE PIGS BLOOD.

GOOD MORNING, INTERN! GOOD MORNING, GEYSER! GOOD MORNING, BLACKEDOUT!

TIME FOR A JOKE:

KNOCK KNOCK!

WHO'S THERE?

9/11!

9/11 WHO?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce8CgJRkr_I

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GOOD MORNING. WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE FEELING OF 16K ON YOUR BALLS.

GOOD AFTERNOON, ALL! TODAY I'M SAD. NO, NOT BECAUSE OF NINE/ELEVEN, BUT BECAUSE I'VE OPERATED ALL THIS TIME UNDER THE ILLUSION THAT MY COPY OF THE BOZ: THE BRIAN BOSWORTH STORY WAS THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE BOOK.

I know what I'm doing at 11:30AM Monday to both doors of the Mercury Office.

The stripper always like it when they find a big wad in your pants.