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"If he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why I am I in the picture?"
2
Don't masturbate or your hand will fall off and you need that hand to praise with.
3
Praise is spiritual masturbation.
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I think we should all take her last point to heart.

I really liked it better back when christians would never ever be caught dead uttering words like "masturbation" or "vagina"
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The story of Onan is about a father trying to shack up both his sons with the same woman, God killing both sons, and then the father tries to trade sex for a goat.

And what Christians get out of that is "don't masturbate."
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SPK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want a T-shirt with that saying

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