Dear Four-year-old Madison: If u ever get to read this, it`s not worth it to cry cuz you see cute guys making up. I see cute girls making up with ALL of my friends in the pub, and I have`d stopped crying. Now things are better.

In the other hand, "The Dad" dances with a mix of lambada, and modern interpretative dance. Good choice. And a bit of New Wave. All of this should be kept somewhere safe for future reference, in like 100 years. For the department of Human Studies.

It's physically impossible for that man to have fathered those children. Then again WSH has kids

@ Evil Me
Why is it so hard to believe that I could father children? I've got wicked stupid sperm.

"In the other hand" is my new favorite prepositional phrase.