What's redeeming about this show pales in comparison to its mounting suckitude. They are all the worst. Sitch is a 35 year-old rapey man-child. Angelina is revolting. They are the worst. I'm even losing faith in Vinnie. But then again, they're just a zoo exhibit. Should I be that upset?

-I like watching them during the first 5 minutes traverse the rocky intellectual terrain that is the concept of doing one thing, yet saying another.
-Sammie telling Ronnie she felt like she was falling in love with him all over again made me wanna puke.
-Paulie's chick typology. I would like to see a venn diagram.
-Paulie's lady friend-I find her damn hot and hope she gets more screen time. It'll help balance out the ick.
-Speaking of ick, Snooki Juice. [shudder]
-Snooki screaming "I hate my life!" at the bar b/c "chodes and grenades" were trying to talk to her. Yes, you poor thing. You poor, round, rolly-polly thing.
-Despite their insistence on getting in gym time, the fellas are all starting to get a little squishy.
-I hate when the producers start playing that "wha whu wha" music everytime Snooki's about to say something stupid. Oh that wacky Snooki and the things she says!
-When will this show mercifully end?

@tsw
Agree on everything. Good call on the Snooki music. Actually, all of the musical cues on this show are really insultingly manipulative, but that's sort of par for the course with MTV reality programming. It makes for really simple viewing when the music tells me what's supposed to be silly, sad or when it's party time.

Oh yeah and Pauly's lady is too cool for him.