GOOD MORNING, SARAH! I'M SURPRISED TO SEE MERC NEWS UPDATES THIS EARLY, BUT I LIKE IT! THERE'S A TYPO IN THE WORD "BARRACUDA" BUT "BARRACUDE" SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE THE CLUB'S EQUALLY DOUCHEY FRENCH COUSIN!
IN A WEIRD WAY, I RESPECT LADA GAGA'S COMPLETE COMMITMENT TO HER SARTORIAL SHTICK!
GOOD MORNING SMIRK, BLOGTOWN! I WAS OUT OF TOWN FOR THE LAST WEEK-AND-A-HALF, DID I MISS ANYTHING EXCITING? ARE WE STILL DOING THE CAPS-LOCK-IS-CRUISE-CONTROL-FOR-COOL THING?
GOOD MORNING ALL! THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY DEBATES ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST TV SHOWS EVER. AND IF IT BECOMES A TEA PARTY/REPUBLICAN AFFAIR, I WOULD ORDER PAY PER VIEW TO WATCH CHRISTINE O'DONNELL V. SARAH PALIN.
Lessons learned-- never give back to the losing side in a war, never send a General to make a lasting peace.
If Israel never did the land for peace thing, we could now visit the pyramids on the West Bank, Beirut would still be a commerce hub, the desert would still be flowering, America would be 30 years into an energy independence program, and our national debt would be a few trillion dollars less. The Brits carved TransJordan into three new counties to create a home for Palestinian, and Jewish refuges. They went to war and lost Palestine plus the West Bank in the mid 60's to 70's.
Or if the Arabs could ever win a war there would have never been a Balfour Declaration and we would all be speaking German.
IN A WEIRD WAY, I RESPECT LADA GAGA'S COMPLETE COMMITMENT TO HER SARTORIAL SHTICK!
FIND OUT THIS FALL ON FREEDOM MANOR, ONLY ON FOX!
GOOD MORNING GUYS! I HATE TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE WHO'VE DIED, BUT RIDING OFF A CLIFF IN AN OFFROADING SEGWAY MAKES IT DAMN HARD.
GOOD MORNING. I WENT TO THE DENTIST AT 8AM THIS MORNING.
ISRAELEOTARDS-I JUST MADE THAT UP!
If Israel never did the land for peace thing, we could now visit the pyramids on the West Bank, Beirut would still be a commerce hub, the desert would still be flowering, America would be 30 years into an energy independence program, and our national debt would be a few trillion dollars less. The Brits carved TransJordan into three new counties to create a home for Palestinian, and Jewish refuges. They went to war and lost Palestine plus the West Bank in the mid 60's to 70's.
Or if the Arabs could ever win a war there would have never been a Balfour Declaration and we would all be speaking German.