I have no idea what your condition may be, but I will say THIS IS THE BEST IDEA FOR RECURRING BLOGTOWN POST EVER. Please make this the next "Worst Night Ever," and let us diagnose whatever's wrong with a Mercury staffer every week.
I remember from watching Rocky that it's generally inadvisable to have sex before a physical confrontation, because you'll have weak legs the next day. I'm sure this is the case.
Sciatica. I'm guessing you carry a wallet in your right rear pocket, right? Get a front pocket wallet or a man purse, and all will be better in a few days.
Wait, you're asking Mercury readers to diagnose what could be a serious medical condition? ... Let me go out on a limb and guess the Mercury doesn't provide its employees with health insurance.
Actually miguelaron's post definitely has some possibilities to it... How has you vision been this last month? Have you noticed that some times it's fuzzier than other times?
A naturopathic solution is to shove sweat peas in your pocket and keep them there until they begin to molder then run nude laps around the Merc office once every hour until leg feels better.
@El Stunto -- You may be onto something there. At his age those parts start growing funny and pinching nerves. Maybe Steve needs his swollen prostate milked.
I am worried about Evil Steve. He might have had a stroke. He keep missing a few letters in his words today. A heavy leg and a laggy hand is a symptom.
(because that's what real doctors say when they have no freaking clue as to what's wrong with you)
Or you have a hangover. I think all Mercury staff are hungover all of the time.
Didn't drink last night.
My vision is always fuzzy.
I probably have a cross between diabeetus and lupus.
WHAT A TWIST!
No. No. No. Little bit, but just in the bum leg.
Japanese Tiberius Fever?
Heavy Loin Syndrome?
http://www.ehow.com/about_5438573_heavy-le…
Are you calling me obese or pregnant?
@ mars
Do you mean "Evil Wm.™ Steven Humphrey"? Other than him, no.
A naturopathic solution is to shove sweat peas in your pocket and keep them there until they begin to molder then run nude laps around the Merc office once every hour until leg feels better.
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/amyotro…
If I am right, will you leave me all your stuff?
Does the blood pressure match on each limb ?
Any spider bites on the limb ?
There is a small troll or gnome in your spinal fluid around the S1.
See a doctor immediately to get the troll or gnome removed.
Remove, rinse, give it a day, stay away from the Beiber propaganda...you'll be strutin' before the next issue hits the streets.
Maybe this is something Dan Savage teach him.