Well, stupid, because it's illegal. Disgusting, well that's opinion.

"...full of elderly people itching to pick up the phone and complain..."? I think you're talking about elderly WOMEN. I can't imagine any elderly MEN did anything other than watch, probably while giving themselves a hand job.

You do realise, anonymous, don't you, that's it's only illegal *because* of people like you?
I hope someone calls you in soon when you get a bit amorous.

I guess you call the cops because they were those deviant heterosexuals instead of the normal guys on that bench. I'll talk to your wife about discretion and try to remember to bring a bigger coat next time.