GOOD MORNING DENIS. WHAT KIND OF DUMBFUCKS PLAN A MARATHON FOR PORTLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER? WAS FEBRUARY BOOKED OR SOMETHING?

That last story is all the more surprising since the existence of Insane Clown Posse has widely been accepted as definitive proof that there is no God.

It seems that Reese ran the half marathon. You can look up his time under the "2010 Portland Marathon results" link. It looks like he was bib #33118. Next year let's make him run the FULL marathon.