Oct 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Best Misuses of Modern Technology Awards

Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
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Babies with email, Facebook (and Twitter?) accounts reminds me of Steven Wright's journal when he was a newborn: "Day 1: Still tired from the move. Day 2: Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.""
geyser on October 12, 2010 at 3:46 PM Report this
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Beeeeooooooo Beeeeoooooo (siren) This is the geography police. Repeat, this is the geography police.

Well, technically, Finland is not Scandinavia. Only to Americans. For some reason. Want to really piss them off? Call them russians.
Cory G on October 12, 2010 at 4:09 PM Report this
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Thank you. I did not know that.
Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on October 12, 2010 at 5:17 PM Report this
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Does anyone else see princess Leia in that snuggie picture?

http://s742.photobucket.com/albums/xx66/ri…
Mr. Bomu on October 12, 2010 at 7:38 PM Report this
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Yeah, but ask that Finnish dude about his friend whose zipper was stuck. Sad story.
Todd Mecklem on October 12, 2010 at 7:46 PM Report this

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