GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

IT'S NOT A PARTY TILL SOMEONE'S PUT A CHICKEN ON YOUR HEAD.

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN AND ALL ADJACENT SUBURBS-SNARKINGTON, HAUGHTYVILLE, TROLLBURG, HUMORLESS CITY AND POO-POO FALLS!

ANTI-SEXTING TECHNOLOGY WON'T KEEP ME FROM SIMPLY HOPING ALL OF YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

TSW
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GOOD MORNING!

I CAN'T BE SNARKY TODAY WITH THE MINERS COMING OUT. FOR ONCE, A STORY THAT EVERYONE ON EARTH CAN AGREE IS GREAT NEWS. THE WORLD IS A HAPPIER PLACE.

G'MORNING. I HEARD MENTION ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING THAT A MAX TRAIN HIT SOMETHING, AND SO THE RED LINE HAS BEEN STOPPED FOR A WHILE. BUT THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US DETAILS BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO BUSY DOING THE PLEDGE DRIVE. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

GOOD MORNING! I DON'T THINK THIS WILL STOP SEXTING, IT WILL JUST CHANGE THE LANGUAGE USED. KIDS ARE SMART ABOUT THIS STUFF.

GOOD MORNING. WHY IS STEVE JOBS SUCH A PRUDE? IF I WAS BURIED IN A MINE WITH MY IPAD, I WOULD WANT TO LOOK AT PORN.

GOOD MORNING. JUST AVOID PARTIES WHERE YOU MIGHT END UP WITH A CHICKEN ON YOUR HEAD...IN A SUITCASE.

GM GMN READERS, DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO SEXT WITH NOT SEXY LANGUAGE? HOW WILL APPLE BE ABLE TO SCREEN OUT TXT LIKE:

"I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING LATER, AND BY SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHAT I AM REFERRING TO"

THIS COULD FORCE TODAY'S TEENS TO WRITE THEIR SEXTS ON PAPER, LIKE I USED TO DO. THIS IS GOOD FOR AMERICAN EDUCATION, GUYS!!

TIS AWF'LY KIND OF MISTER PALADINO TO NOT JUDGE AH WHOLE COMMUNITAH ON A FEW "FRUITS".

I HOPE HE DUN NEVAH JUDGE A WHOLE COMMUNITAH OF COLORED KIDS ON A FEW "TAR BABIES", EITHER.

GOOD MORNING BEEZIES! DID EVERYONE GET MY SEXT? I TRIED SENDING IT FROM MY IPHONE BUT WHEN THAT WAS A NO GO I SENT IT WITH ONE OF THOSE ROMAN SIGNAL FIRES. FOUR BURSTS OF FLAME MEAN "COCK" BTW.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE: I CAN'T TELL IF TRIMET DRIVERS SICKED-OUT OR IF TRIMET SERVICE IS JUST CONTINUING TO SUCK. I HAD JUST BIKED ACROSS TOWN AND WAS GOING TO HITCH A BUS RIDE THE REST OF THE WAY TO MY OFFICE FROM THE TRANSIT MALL.

THE SCREEN SAID '2 MINUTES.' AFTER WAITING 10, I GAVE UP AND BIKED. THANKS FOR THE FORCED EXERCISE. MAYBE MANAGEMENT AND THE UNION CAN WORK THEIR STUFF OUT LIKE ADULTS. SOME OF US HAVE TO GET TO WORK.