GOOD MORNING! I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT ANY OF THIS, THOUGH I MUST MENTION THAT I FIND BILLY CORGAN'S EYE-TEETH RATHER DISTURBING.

GOOD MORNING! WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF READABLE NEWS TODAY. I SHOULD GET A JOB WITH THE BOYSCOUTS, THAT'S LOOKING LIKE AN EASY PAYCHECK.

GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, TODD! GOOD MORNING, FRUIT CUP! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

IN THE STORY ABOUT SHOTS FIRED AT THE PENTAGON, THEY SAY THAT THIS IS THE FIRST RANDOM GUN VIOLENCE INCIDENT SINCE MARCH. SINCE MARCH?!?!? WHAT KIND OF AWFUL PLACE IS THE PENTAGON? OH... WAIT... YEAH.....

"IT HAS BEEN [1] DAYS SINCE OUR LAST OUTBURST OF UNTRACEABLE RANDOM GUNFIRE! SAFETY FIRST!"

GOOD MORNING BLARGYTARGIES! I AM TIRED OF THIS SUNSHINE. BRING ON THE WINTER PLEASE.

GOOD MORNING, GRAHAM! I'M DOING WELL, THANK YOU! JUST ENJOYING ONE OF THE LAST LOVELY DAYS IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS. ALSO, THAT WAS A GREAT VIDEO.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! ALL YOU DIRTY HIPPIES HAVE FUN DOWN THERE WITH YOUR MARXIST IN CHIEF AND DR DO-NOTHING.

GOOD AFTERNOON BAGTAGGIES! I SCANNED THAT ANITA HILL APOLOGY HEADLINE THIS MORNING AND WAS LIKE "WELL IT'S NICE THOMAS IS FINALLY SAYING HE'S SORRY". THEN I READ THE ARTICLE AND I WAS LIKE "WUUUUT".

WILL THE 1990S PLEASE JUST GO AWAY, THANK YOU.