News Oct 28, 2010 at 9:10 am

Good Morning, News!

Denis C. Theriault
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THE UKRAINE IS WEAK!
Chester Copperpot on October 28, 2010 at 9:11 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING!

KUDOS ON INFILTRATING A SERIOUS STORY ON ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS WITH A WONDERFULLY CHILDISH JOKE.
Stu on October 28, 2010 at 9:46 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, DENIS! GOOD MORNING, CHESTER! GOOD MORNING, STU! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

THAT TROUTDALE DOG KILLING SAGA IS HOW WE END UP WITH THE HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS! CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
Graham on October 28, 2010 at 9:50 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING! LISTEN, FOLKS, IF YOU'RE SMART YOU WON'T MESS WITH PEOPLE'S DOGS. DON'T CATCH SIBERIAN HUSKIES IN LEG TRAPS. DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT PUGS. AND, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DON'T LIVE IN TROUTDALE.
Todd Mecklem on October 28, 2010 at 10:14 AM Report this
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THANKS STU, IT'S WHAT I DO! (ALTHOUGH I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS MAKING THE NEWS "RELATEABLE.")

AND GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY!
Denis C. Theriault on October 28, 2010 at 10:21 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING!

IN KAMCHATKA, WE CAN SEE ALASKA FROM OUR HOUSE!
Joe Streckert on October 28, 2010 at 10:29 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, BLOLGTOWN! I HOPE YOU ARE ALL WELL!

THAT KARL ROVE SENTENCE IS STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND AND PAINFUL TO READ. WAS HE TRYING TO IMPRESS THE BRITS WITH GARBLED WORDINESS?
TSW on October 28, 2010 at 10:31 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING TOGBLOWN! KARL ROVE SEEMS LIKE A CONFLICTED GUY, LIKE HE DOESN'T APPROVE OF THESE TEA BAG LADIES BUT CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT EXCEPT IN MATHEMATICAL TERMS -- "AMERICAN CALCULUS OF THAT HELPS ME SEE YOU"? HONEY, NO "REAL 'MURIKANS" KNOW WHAT CALCULUS IS!
cat & beard on October 28, 2010 at 10:39 AM Report this
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HI WAYNE.

HIIIIIII.
on October 28, 2010 at 10:41 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, ALL! LOVE IT, JONESER, JUST HAD TO SAY!
dark on October 28, 2010 at 10:53 AM Report this
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ROVE FEARS GROWING CONSENSUS THAT ALL REPUBLICANS ARE STUPID AND EVIL, TRIES TO MAKE CASE THAT NOT ALL ARE STUPID. HE PUTS THE "DOUR" IN CANDOUR.
Todd Mecklem on October 28, 2010 at 12:34 PM Report this
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Any decent Risk player knows you never try to take Asia.
Andy Mesa on October 28, 2010 at 3:47 PM Report this
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Also, that video made me hungry. I haven't had lamb in forever, and it's probably my favorite meat.
Andy Mesa on October 28, 2010 at 3:54 PM Report this

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