Religion Oct 28, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Something You Won't See On The Mercury's Event Calendar

Dave Bow
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Why not wait until 11/11/11? Or even just until 11:11pm, and then they can STOP TIME for eleven minutes?!?11!eleventy11!?!1

Also, I'm having trouble picturing a "spiral shaped beam", but I guess they're using a definition of "beam" that's not in my Old Reality dictionary.
tk. on October 28, 2010 at 3:15 PM Report this
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Phrases to watch out for:

"I'm not a racist, but..."

"It is based on science, not fanciful delusion."
Todd Mecklem on October 28, 2010 at 3:28 PM Report this
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This is almost as crazy as Christianity
dark on October 28, 2010 at 3:32 PM Report this
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I can't wait to project some really fucked up thoughts into the ether to counteract those hippies! That'll learn 'em.
mars on October 28, 2010 at 3:41 PM Report this
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Veterans' Day gets more and more commercial every year.
tODD on October 28, 2010 at 3:43 PM Report this
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If they do this on Eleven Eleven Eleven, then...Shit! JE-SUS! Don't-

(head explodes)
on October 28, 2010 at 4:07 PM Report this
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Is anyone else imagining that guy jumping off a building because he thinks he can fly?
BruceWang on October 28, 2010 at 4:08 PM Report this
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Didn't R. Kelley believe he could fly? Look at what happened to him. Sad state of affairs.
cat & beard on October 28, 2010 at 6:22 PM Report this

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