I would totally love to have sex with Anderson Cooper. He's a hotty-mchotterson. Other than that... People are dumb. They say dumb things. I'm genuinely sad for this guy's abject moronity to get dragged into the spotlight. But someone needs to be this week's sacrificial goat.
Ha ha. Laff it up liburals, But when Jesus part the sky and come down on his gold unicorn to take all us crischuns back with him to heven, you gunn see whooz laffin. Y'all sissies been warned!
Classic abuser refrain. "I dun messed up but I swear that's not me. I know you dun want me round the kids no more. Baby, I gon change and maybe you'll take me back someday."
I would totally love to have sex with Anderson Cooper. He's a hotty-mchotterson. Other than that... People are dumb. They say dumb things. I'm genuinely sad for this guy's abject moronity to get dragged into the spotlight. But someone needs to be this week's sacrificial goat.
P.S. You can still do something useful with your pathetic life- catch Ebola and give it to Lars Larsen.