GOOD MORNING ALL! IN MY MIND, THIS IS HOW STEPHEN HUMPHREY LAUGHS

GOOD MORNING. 25 POUNDS IS A LOT OF POT.

OR IS IT?

DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE TRIED THE ANXIETY EXCUSE WHEN I FAILED MY QUALS.

That should read 25 tons.

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GOOD MORNING ALL! I CANNOT DECIDE IF MAIL-ORDER BOMBS ARE MORE OR LESS DISTURBING THAN MAIL-ORDER BRIDES! HONESTLY, IT IS SORT OF A TOSS-UP.

GOOD MORNING, DENIS! GOOD MORNING, MCANGRYPANTS! GOOD MORNING, CAT! GOOD MORNING, DEMONJEWS! GOOD MORNING ELIYAHUPDX! GOOD MORNING, JOE! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

I'M GLAD THIS GOVERNORS BATTLE THING IS OVER. NOW IT'S TIME TO IGNORE NATIONAL NEWS FOR TWO YEARS.

GOOD MORNING GRAHAM AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HE SAID GOOD MORNING TO! THAT GIRL IS KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT. AND HOORAY FOR IGNORING NATIONAL NEWS AGAIN!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

SICK OF OUR POLITICS? LET'S GET AWAY, WITH A ROAD TRIP FROM PORTLAND TO BEIJING. SERIOUSLY, GO TO GOOGLE MAPS AND TRY IT.

GOOD MORNING YOU GUYS! I AM GLAD SOMEONE WON SOMETHING.

GOOD MORNING ALL. OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY, I LOOKED AT THE COMMENTS ON THE O FOR THAT STORY ABOUT THE WOMAN ALLOWED TO DIE IN JAIL. I EXPECTED A BUNCH OF VITRIOL ABOUT JUNKIES GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVED AND "MY TAX DOLLARS" THIS AND THAT, BUT I WAS IMPRESSED TO SEE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY SEEMED TO BE UPSET THAT THIS WAS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN.

@CC - I WAS SURPRISED THAT MOST OF THE JUDGMENT FELL ON THE NURSE SPECIFICALLY. THAT'S PROBABLY THE RIGHT OUTCOME (?), BUT I WOULD HAVE PREDICTED THE COUNTY WOULD BE HELD COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE.

GOOD AFTERNOON, B TO THE T!

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I CAN TYPE THIS SENTENCE: I'VE SEEN THE GOVERNOR NAKED IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM!

I'VE READ MORE ARTICLES AND WOULD LIKE TO RETRACT "THAT'S PROBABLY THE RIGHT OUTCOME." NOW I'M really SURPRISED THE COUNTY WASN'T HELD MORE ACCOUNTABLE!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE AUTOTUNE CHRIS DUDLEY'S CONCESSION SPEECH SO THOSE OF US UNDER AGE 25 CAN UNDERSTAND IT?