GOOD MORNING, BEE-YOTCHES. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I SHOULD'VE POSTED:

TV'S DICK VAN DYKE, 84, RESCUED BY PORPOISES AFTER FALLING ASLEEP ON HIS SURFBOARD.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11…

GOOD MORNING, BTOWN! I STILL HAVE MONOCHROME TETRIS FLASHBACKS FROM JUNIOR HIGH. I THINK IT SAVED ME FROM POST DAY GLO STRESS DISORDER.

@DENIS: AMAZON SEEM TO HAVE PULLED THE BOOK, IT'S BEING REPORTED. ALSO, THAT SNUB-NOSED DOLPHIN LOOKS JUST LIKE A CHEST-BUSTER ALIEN!

ALL THOSE ANCHORAGE DRUNKS AND SLACKERS WHO WROTE IN BUKOWSKI OR LEBOWSKI MIGHT PUT LISA OVER THE TOP.

GOOD MORNING ALL:

1. THE JOE MILLER/MURKOWSKI STORY IS ABOUT THE SORRIEST EXAMPLE OF POOR SPORTSMANSHIP I'VE EVER SEEN. I'M GLAD THE FED JUDGE LAUGHED THEM OUT OF COURT, AND MURKOWSKI MAY WIN EVEN WITHOUT THE CHALLENGED VOTES. STILL, LET'S JUST GIVE ALASKA TO CANADA, YES?

2. RE: WALMART: I'M GLAD MOST OF THE CONSUMERIST GARBAGE IS CONCENTRATED IN ONE MEGASTORE ON THE OUTSIDE OF TOWN, RATHER THAN 50 "MOMS AND POPS" SELLING MORE USELESS BS TO EVERYONE.

GOOD MORNING, DENIS! GOOD MORNING, TK.! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

AMAZON ALREADY OFFERS FREE SHIPPING; PAYING FOR SHIPPING IS FOR RETARDS.

AND ZOMG! THAT DICK VAN DYKE STORY IS AMAZING!!!!!!

FOR SOME LOCAL NEWS, I THOUGHT THIS MUG SHOT WAS HILARIOUS.
http://www.koinlocal6.com/news/local/story…

@REYMONT: DUDE DEFINITELY HAS SOME MAJOR MALFUNCTION. SEND HIM TO ALASKA, HE CAN RUN FOR SENATE NEXT TIME 'ROUND.

@REYMONT: HOLY CHRIST!

GOOD MORNING. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING IMPORTANT -- WHO WON METRO COUNCIL? I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY NEWS. ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN AVOIDING THE NEWS.

THOSE NMA CARTOONS ARE GETTING HELLA GOOD.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
THIS JUST IN: GARFIELD HATES VETERANS: http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/sto…

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