I've decided that the next time I fly I will take a three fingered cavity search before I get in that machine. And I'm doing it solely out of spite.

Hell yeah!

I normally have to pay $20 for this kind of attention. Hear, hear to the Obama administration's lax devotion to civil liberties and fervent devotion to a good time.

btw, if you haven't read this guy's experience, you're missing out:

http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/the…

If the TSA agent asks you if we will do the backscatter scan, we should just say "I'd rather have the search with the happy ending" and wink. When they ask us to clarify, we should just respond "I don't judge, don't ask, don't tell" and wink again. Then when they grope you, just say "Oh yeah, that's just like Father Flanagan used to do down in the church basement" and then offer to tip them.

If we could get a hundred thousand people to follow that script during the holiday travel season, the "crotchal area" searches would be gone by New Year. Maybe Dan Savage could start a "The Searches Get Better" series of youtube videos?

Also, check out: http://isthetsastillallowedtotouchmyjunk.c…

Ha! Well, I'm on a plane for xmas, and I am planning to opt out. BUT, I did not have an appropriate script. I will do my best to use the "Number Six" recommendations -- although my courage may fail me. I do want to stay in the public area for the groping...make everyone jealous of what they're missing by having a naked photo of them taken.

http://dontscan.us has more info on the "advanced imaging".

I'm going to rub up the biggest hard-on I can must for my next flight.

"muster"

How much do you have to tip TSA if you cum ?

For even more fun dry your hands on your crotch instead of using that fail dryer at the airport, before the security line.

Is the TSA allowed to touch your kid's Junk ?

I've been refusing in my own way: taking the train instead. No security line, reading to gentle rocking of the train, stopping closer to my destination, less distance to walk with my stuff through the station... ahhhhhhh.

That article on Ben Gurion's security is bullshit. I've been through that airport quite a few times, at least 6 times? And never, NOT ONCE did it take less than two hours. Usually more like three. And we had travel vouchers (issued by your employer, authorizing and documenting your trip).

Israel gets you coming and going. There is only one airline, El AL. And whatever country you are in, if you are traveling back to Israel, you are questioned in that country by the IDF. This is not customs, this is the fucking military. So if you are in another country traveling to Israel, you pass through that other country's security first and then you are screened again by Israel. This, again, takes 2 to 3 hours.


But, back to the U.S. Get your shit together, STFU and comply. You are holding the rest of us up.