The link for "the defendant walked out" goes to a story about airport security in Israel. It was very interesting! And I learned something! So...you win THIS time, Humpy....

Was the pope's advice something like "When fondling younger athletes make sure to tell them not to tell anyone?"

TEEZY HEEZY SNEEZY BLOGOTEENIES.
I'LL BE HEADING INTO THE HEART OF DUMBNESS TODAY BY VISITING THE FAM IN PHX,AZ FOR THE NEXT MONTH. I PREDICT THE WEATHER WILL BE BALMY WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF RACISM. THEY ELECTED THE PROGENY OF THE WORST VICE-PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO REPRESENT THEM IN WARSHINGTON. YEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAW [/sound of shotguns and squealing pigs]

@Reymont, when I clicked that link, the first thing I saw was a link for another story with the headline "Emma Watson kisses ‘like an animal’," so I completely missed the story about Israeli airport security. However, I learned something, too, which is that EMMA WATSON KISSES LIKE AN ANIMAL!!

G'MORNING SPAZZYTAZZIES!

WHY IS THAT KID SO SMART? "SILENT HOLOCAUST"??? SO GENIUS. I LOVE YOU GAY KID!

@Abusive: I'm going to Phoenix for the rest of the week, too - I'll make sure to carry my papers!

@bbbbb: Good tip! That's one heck of a dress she's wearing, too!

@Kiala: Why are you focusing on the gay holocaust? Didn't you hear that EmWat kisses like an animal? Priorities!

I WANT TO GET A GOLFING GAME FOR XBOX 360. IS TIGER WOODS THE ONLY SHAFT IN TOWN? I WISH THERE WAS MARIO GOLF FOR XBOX 360...

G'AFTERNOON PEOPS.

How much you have to tip TSA if you cum ?