hit me up, lady - yes, I am this guy.

yours affectionately,

Madame Sequin

Aw, he's so cute. I bet he says that every time you squeeze him.

1) Let him know that stores have restrooms.
2) Were you wearing the swimsuit when you asked him about it ?
3) An occasional quicky or oral sex in the changing room will get anybody into going shopping.
4) A hip flash also helps.
5) You can always leave him home and take your gal palls. But you are risking cat fights over that perfect outfit.