Why does the government hate fun?

You can take the caffeine out of booze, FDA, but you can't take the tempest out of the teapot.

Well, great. Now we have to go back to mixing liquor and energy drinks to get blacked out on our underage binges.

Thanks for comprehensively solving a problem, FDA!

Oh, and by the way, two kids in Hillsboro ODed on Oxy this week. You know, that synthesized heroin you "fast-tracked" through the drug approval process?

Have a musolini, gulozan. Add a shot of espresso if you need to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo

I am stocking the fuck up! This short video I made explains the str8 FACTs on the FoLo ban...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QobXa8kh-A

What about "Joose", isn't that the same shit?

Why does America hate cognitive freedom? They are coming for Huber's flaming coffee beverages next, yet I said nothing...

Boo!!! SUcks! But at least there were some classic music videos and rap songs that featured the LOKO. Check out this funny "eulogy" to the drink: http://mogmusicnetwork.com/r-i-p-four-loko…