In the spirit of "Don't choke 'em, smoke 'em," I propose that all cops be required to carry around a flask of gasoline and some matches to use when they can't use their taser. "Don't tase 'em, blaze 'em."

Awesome, the Queer Police new tasers. Am sure that will stop the Drag Cool Queens beatings and Gay bashings over yonder and all that shit that was happening some months/weeks ago. Just point and think it´s a video game with reinforcing moral issues. Aims for the balls.

Aim for the balls dammit. (in singular)

Let's see. Before the Taser, there were a dozen or so police shootings a year in Portland. After the Taser, there's one or two. I've got an idea. Let's restrict the use of the Taser!

@Polis - You beat me to it.

Denis, you reported here that Tim Grant was killed when he was hit by a Taser. I humbly submit that he may ALSO have been killed if they had to shoot him in the chest because they didn't have a Taser.