I've seen a dude around town who I can imagine might resemble Morrissey to a bunch of drunk people. He kind of dresses like a rockstar, and he has truly, truly impressive black/gray hair, styled just like Moz.
@Fruit Cup We actually have a Field Roast Celebration Roast sitting in the fridge right this very second. The big Torfurkey sucks. I just assumed no one would know what what a FRCR was. My mistake.
Hey Ezra, I just saw 1982 Moses Malone taking a bike tour around the waterfront in a Blazers Jersey!