The travel industry is vital to America's economy and the celebration of our national Thanksgiving holiday. In order to keep the lines at the airport moving on this, the busiest travel day of the year, I believe it's our patriotic duty to go to the airport and volunteer to become TSA junk touchers.

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN! DO YOU THINK THE TSA WOULD GIVE ME A HALF-AND-HALF IF IT TIPPED THEM?

PS, CAPS LOCKS OR GTFO

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN! HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING!

I'M BEING EXTRA CAREFUL THIS YEAR SO I'LL BE "PATTING DOWN" ALL MY GUESTS. WHY SHOULD THE TSA HAVE ALL THE FUN?!

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN! I'M GOING TO ONE-UP THE TSA AND PAT MYSELF DOWN AT THE DINNER TABLE TOMORROW.

P.S., LOVIN' THAT HATCHETMAN TATTOO.

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN AND DMITRIR AND LONG-NAMED PERSON AND MCANGRYPANTS AND EWSH AND CAT & BEARD! HELLO! HOW ARE YOU ALL TODAY?

IT WOULD BE QUITE NICE IF THE KOREAS DIDN'T START HAVING WWIII. THAT WOULD SORT OF PUT A DAMPER ON THANKSGIVING, WOULDN'T IT?

Let's let China handle the N. Korea situation. It's their backyard and I'm pretty sure they don't want a war going on there much more than we do. Pulling a little Tibet trip on N. Korea would probably benefit everyone, especially the N. Koreans (contrary to what it meant to Tibetans).

I needs me one o' them ass-lickin' shirts!

GOOD AFTERNOON BTOWN. I AM HUNGOVER FROM BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS SO PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THE NOISE LEVEL TO MINIMUM. KTHXBYE.

WSH, is that a picture from your family album?