Question: Are the sales on Black Friday just one-day sales, or do they carry on past that day? Why the rush?

THIS IS WHY THE TERRORISTS HATE US! (Also that fat white guy should know that laying down in front of a mob of caffeinated shoppers is a bad idea.)

@ROM: The best deals from a lot of the big box stores are usually only on sale until like 10am, if they aren't sold out by then. Hence, insane rush.

Hey, that's the rich baritone timbre of the KOIN Local 6 announcer guy! He's two-timing us with Buffalo! And, I'm guessing, a couple dozen other cities.

Props for not titling this post "BUFFALO STAMPEDE!"

I spy, with my little eye, a little natural selection happening.

Is it just me, or does she clearly say "Crazed, black, Friday shoppers piled up on each other..." at the ten second mark?