not too soon, since it was never actually going to happen!

Yeah, our tree should get an award for: "Survived a terrorist threatening it with mass destruction".

hehe, MASS destruction. Get it?

wait, my pun doesn't make sense within that context...

Maybe Xmass destruction? y/n?

Who is this John Smith cat?

I am incredibly envious that you could mistake Joseph Smith for John Smith.

Marissa is referring to the John Smith who has stayed at the Candlewood Suites Salt Lake City Airport Hotel--with "the missus"--more than 1,300 times so far this year.

@Todd, TOTALLY! Man, my Mormon friends are going to be pissed!