Charity Auction Dec 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Mercury Auction Item of the Day

Courtney Ferguson
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You know? I may just bid on both of these packages. And if I win, I expect to be treated like a king! A KING, I SAY!
Patrick A. Coleman on December 9, 2010 at 2:16 PM Report this
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Fine. I'll come along too. You hear that bidders? YOU GET A CHANCE TO HANG WITH ME WHILE I AM DRUNK*.

*I am always drunk**

**wasn't really invited along***

***sob
kiala on December 9, 2010 at 2:19 PM Report this
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I will totes bid on Kiala.
Reymont on December 9, 2010 at 3:19 PM Report this
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I want to bid...but MrsMcAngryPants gave me the "WHATYOUREGONNALEAVEMEATHOMEWITH YOURSPAWNWHILEYOUHANGWITHSASSYWORDYGIRLS" look. I'd like to see who could do more shots of tequila...SMirk or Kiala
McAngryPants on December 9, 2010 at 4:45 PM Report this

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