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(MS. COLIN WAS STILL AT HER DESK BY 9 AM BECAUSE MS. COLIN IS FUCKING HARDCORE)
I'M BUYING THESE RIGHT NOW: http://amzn.to/f1KZr4
DON'T PROCRASTINATE LIKE WE DID: TAKE CARE OF YOUR LATERAL VISIBILITY ISSUES TODAY! IF YOU HAVE JUST ONE BACK AND FRONT LIGHT, IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
HOPE EVERYONE ELSE'S MORNING GOES BETTER.
PROTIP - BUY ONE OF THESE INSTEAD. THEY'RE A LOT SAFER! http://tinyurl.com/90r3
HOW IS EVERYONE?!?
@CC: I FOUND THE BEST THING TO DO WHEN GETTING HIT BY A CAR IS TO HIT THE DRIVER IN THE FACE WITH A U-LOCK. IT GETS THE POINT ACROSS.
WHAT'S UP WITH THE FERRERO COMMERCIAL FEATURING POPE BENEDICT? I KNOW THE CHURCH IS HAVING TO DEAL WITH A LOT OF CASES OF KINDER SURPRISE, MAYBE THAT MAKES HIM AN EXPERT.
LAST NIGHT, IN THE VICINITY OF THE PEACOCK LANE TACKISTRAVIGANZA, I SAW A GROUP OF CYCLISTS GO PAST DRAPED IN CHAINS OF CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS. FESTIVE and SAFE.
@CC: I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT. A COWORKER OF MINE GOT HIT THIS MORNING. I HOPE HUNGOVER MERC EMPLOYEES AREN'T OUT ON A DEATHRACE 2000 RAMPAGE RIGHT NOW.
@ C&B: I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE THERE.
SORRY TO HEAR, DOUBLE C. THAT'S ONE TOUGH BROAD YOU HAVE.
@CC, GLAD TO HEAR THAT MS. COLIN IS OK. HAVE HER TAKE IT EASY SINCE THE STRONG PAIN CAN SOMETIMES TAKE A DAY TO SURFACE, AT LEAST THAT WAS MY EXPERIENCE AFTER GETTING HIT.
AS ALWAYS, WATCH YOURSELVES AT VANCOUVER AND THE STREET THAT GOES TO 405, THOUGH THIS HAPPENED A DIFFERENT WAY THAN I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED: SHE WAS BROADSIDED/CLIPPED BY A DRIVER GOING STRAIGHT ACROSS VANCOUVER. A ONE WAY! THAT'S NOT TOO GREAT IF YOU CAN'T GET ACROSS A ONE WAY STREET WITHOUT HITTING SOMEONE.
THANKS UJ, FC & TSW.
WAS THE DRIVER HEADING TO THE ON-RAMP OR COMING OFF IT? I ASSUME IT'S THE FORMER, THOUGH I'VE SEEN EXITERS EAGER TO GET OVER TO WILLIAMS BLAZE ACROSS VANCOUVER, TOO.
@ HURP: WAY TO HIJACK BEING A BUTTHOLE.
@HURP: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!