GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN! GOOD MORNING PORTLAND! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

DID IT SNOW YESTERDAY? BECAUSE I LIKE, BLINKED, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYONE STARTED DRIVING LIKE SHIT.

IN OTHER NEWS, SARAH PALIN IS A DICK TOWEL.

GOOD MORNING! PERHAPS NORTH KOREA WILL FINALLY WAKE UP AND BEGIN TO DEAL WITH THE MORTAL THREAT IT FACES FROM EAST KOREA AND WEST KOREA, AS WELL AS FROM THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS AND THE ROSICRUCIANS.

GOOD MORNING C&B! GOOD MORNING TODD! GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN!

THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE I THINK DESERVE A DICK TOWEL THIS CHRISTMAS, BEGINNING WITH THOSE TWO GEEZER SENATORS FROM ARIZONA.

ALSO, IF MICHELLE OBAMA WERE TO SUGGEST THAT, PERHAPS, WE ALL WOULD LIKE TO SEE EVEN MORE OF SARAH PALIN ON THE AIRWAYS, THAT SARAH MIGHT THEN DO THE OPPOSITE AS USUAL?

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I AM STILL CONCERNED ABOUT THAT POST YESTERDAY CONCERNING THE CAPS LOCK KEY BAN ON THE NEW GOOGLE KEYBOARD THINGY THEY ARE PUTTING OUT.

@TODD: DID YOU VOMIT AT SE 14TH AND MORRISON AGAIN LAST NIGHT?

GOOD MORNING DICK TOWELS, I MEAN, UHH... BLOGTOWNIES!

@cat & beard, when I got home from work yesterday, all the cars in my neighborhood (King's Hill) were covered with snow. I had hopes that it would snow enough that my workplace would close today. No such luck.

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! IT SOUNDS LIKE HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER ERIC CANTOR: ALSO A DICK TOWEL.

IN OTHER NEWS I WILL BE GLAD WHEN I CAN GET XMAS SONGS OUT OF MY HEAD.

@HUMANCLOCK: IT'S VERY OBVIOUSLY THE BEGINNING OF THE WAR ON BLOGTOWN. GIVE ME CAPSLOCK, OR GIVE ME DEATH!

@HUMANCLOCK: HEY, WHEN I PROMISE VOMIT, I DELIVER VOMIT. THAT'S ONE THING THAT PEOPLE QUICKLY FIND OUT ABOUT ME.

@TODD: GOOD! I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE STATE A GOAL AND THEN FOLLOW THROUGH.