See, *that's* worthy of 3D. Fuck a lot of Tommy Wiseau.

Word has it that's an urban legend that the New York Post unwittingly took up. I first heard it on the Bugle. If it is a myth, I'll give the authors credit: it's a damn, damn good myth.

It's from "Njews" - a satirical news site in Serbia, a la the Onion. See this for backstory: http://www.belgraded.com/blog/off-the-reco…

The shark was killed by PROCTsy!

Hurt em?
Nope, pretty much rectum!