adding 3d to films after the fact is lame, come on Tommy refilm the whole thing in 3d.

He means his ass will be in 3D. There's three or so sex scenes which very predominantly feature his thrusting buttocks. GOOD TIMES!

I am not obsessed with 3D right now, if you ask me.

I'd pluck out one of my eyes to avoid seeing that.

@ $20,000 Pyramid

I'm obsessed with your avatar right now, if you ask me.

Aren't 2 dimensions of this cinematic steaming shitpile enough? The square suckage of this film already exceeds any reasonable standard; to even contemplate the cubic suckage that would result from Wiseau's self-indulgent wank-fest boggles the mind.