AGH! CAN NOT BE UNSEEN!!!

Two minutes, fifty-six seconds I will never get back.

HOWEVER, it totally put me in the Christmas mood.

@McAngryPants: Untrue. They're doing amazing things with electroshock therapy and psychotropic meds these days. Of course, you may lose your high school years too, but for most people that would be a blessing anyway...

Spike is going to have a hard time of it when he finds out 1. he likes other guys, 2. most people who rhapsodize about Jesus like he does don't like guys who like other guys, and 3. most guys who like other guys don't like chubby guys, especially chubby guys who "dance" like Spike.
And I think he's sober.