It's a cheap high, I guess. Gives new meaning to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind." What's odd is that she wipes her ass with Twinkies.

what's wrong with wiping your ass with twinkies? Young and firm and eager to serve...oh...wait...you meant the snack food. My bad.

Well, at least it's not (hopefully) used TP. Just sayin'...

@ujfoyt: That's probably a more common predilection, but you won't see it on TLC. Yet.