HOT! But what about her toenails? Don't tease us now!

How does that woman masterbate?

Focus people! Answer the question.

Dude. SCIENCE. No way.

Hallett, saying the world "science" does not make for evidence.

Courtney, you should grow your own fingernails and then find out! You could even just grow half of them. So then, half of your finger nails will be the test nails, and the other half will be base nails from where you base your results. Also, you could put on a few press-on fake nails in order to figure out if the feelings you're feeling are just part of the "placebo effect." DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?

Wow. ROM, comment of the week, preemptively awarded, you fucking weirdo.

ROM may be a fucking weirdo, but I think he's on to something here. Although I can't quite work out whether he's suggesting Courtney do this in order to answer the nerve question, or the masturbation question... Either way, I say go for it, Courtney!

I think ROM reads a lot of Achewood

He is a seedy ROM

@manticore I don't, but I probably should.

@alison I'm not a weirdo - I'm just a mere research assistant with ideas.

Nerve bundles terminate before the fingernails:
http://bodybrowser.googlelabs.com/body.htm…