BLOGORONIES UNTIE!!!
IT'S 27 MUHFUGGIN DEGREES IN OLY RIGHT NOW - SO QUIT YER CRYIN MR. TIGHTPANTS!
THAT AZ STORY IS A DOOZY!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR BTOWNEES!

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Everyone drink responsibly this evening, don't drive drunk, and have a safe new year.
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EVERYONE DRINK IRRESPONSIBLY TONIGHT. IT'S MORE FUN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR blogtown! EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY AND INEBRIATED TIME TO-NIGHT!

WHAT'S THE OVER/UNDER ON THE NUMBER OF DUIs THE MERC STAFF WILL RACK UP THIS YEAR? (THIS INCLUDES FREELANCERS AND INTERNS; ALSO WSH'S MULTIPLE DUIs ARE CUMULATIVE)

i PUT IT AT 3!

GOOOOD MORNING EVERYBODY AND HAPPY NEW MILEMIUMMM!!! THAT´S ALL!!! - L. -

HAPPY GOOD-FUCKING-RIDDANCE TO 2010! HOPE YOU'LL ALL HAVE ENJOYABLE BUT MORE-OR-LESS SAFE CELEBRATIONS.

BILLY THE KID IS TOTALLY DISSING JIM MORRISON IN WHEREVER-COOL-DUDES-GO: "HEARD YOU GOT PARDONED THIS YEAR, WIMP. NOT ME!"

@TODD: I KNOW, MORRISON WOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF. THEY NEED MORE VACATIONERS, THATS WHY THEY DID IT!!!