Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Nutcracker Edition)

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How did they make Tom look so tall (or Katie so short)?

Čẖüñđƴ on January 4, 2011 at 12:47 PM

She knows how to look shorter than Tom as not to get beat up when the photo gets published.

Marissa Sullivan on January 4, 2011 at 1:52 PM

Maybe there's a secret scientology technique for stretching the body out to its maximum potential. You don't know!

ROM on January 4, 2011 at 2:33 PM

Uncle Sam stilts.

($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 4, 2011 at 2:54 PM

Apple boxes.

Lonely At The Movies on January 4, 2011 at 5:20 PM

Can't they put some pants on that bitch? What kind of tramp are they trying to raise?

pork chop on January 4, 2011 at 6:22 PM

@pork chop, I couldn't have said it better myself!

Marissa Sullivan on January 4, 2011 at 8:04 PM

@MS: Oh yeah, she's gonna have serious back and knee problems someday from "scrunching down" all the time...

Todd Mecklem on January 4, 2011 at 8:29 PM

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