GOOD MORNING!

MY, THAT'S A WHALE OF A PENIS YOU'VE GOT THERE! (OR IS IT THE PENIS OF A WHALE?)

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN!!!!!
IS IT UNSEASONABLY WARM OUT TODAY OR WHAT?

DENIS: MORE CROSS-EYED GERMAN OPPOSSUMS, LESS KINKY WHALE PORN PLEASE.

GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! BUT I AM HAPPY THAT WE'RE GETTING TO SEE MORE NON-HUMAN PORN ON /B/TOWN.

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN! I'M STILL PISSED AS HELL ABOUT THESE ANTI-BIKE BILLS IN THE LEGISLATURE. BLOOD IN THE BIKE LANES!

MORNING BLOGTOWN. I'M NOT GOING TO CALL IT GOOD BECAUSE MY DOG IS AT THE VET AND I DON'T LIKE THAT ONE BIT. ALSO, THE WHALE THREESOME IS NOT HELPING.

GOOD MORNING! SO SARAH FORCED YOU TO RUN THE CETACEAORNOGRAPHY, EH, DENIS? OR WAS IT THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD?

HAPPY TO HEAR THAT STARBUCKS IS MOVING INTO INDIA. I NEVER TRAVEL ANYWHERE UNLESS THERE'S A STARBUCKS TO RUN TO IF I'M OVERWHELMED BY CULTURE SHOCK. AMERICANO, PLEASE!

GRAHAM, TWO DAYS IN A ROW YOU'VE 'GOOD MORNINGED' A DIFFERENT STAFF MEMBER THAN THE ONE WHO PUT TOGETHER THE GMN POST. IS THERE SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

BLOGZGULS!

HI! NOT A GOOD MORNING IF A B-FAM'S PET IS ILLIN! SORRY, BRUCE WANG. I WAS GOING TO ATTEMPT TO CRACK WISE ABOUT BLUBBER FETISHES AND/OR WHALES VAGINAS BUT I'LL REFRAIN! GOOD LUCK TO YOUR POOCH!

GOOD MORNING ALL!

CETACEAORNOGRAPHY IS MY NEW WORD OF THE DAY. LET'S SEE IF I CAN WORK IT INTO THE CONVERSATION AT THE OFFICE SOMEHOW.

ALSO: THAT WHALE IS VERY POORLY ENDOWED (SORRY, BUT SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT).

ALSO ALSO: I AM NOW HOPING THAT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO JULIAN ASSANGE, SO WE GET THE DIRT ON MURDOCH. ALSO, BECAUSE DESPITE HIS GOOD WORK, HE'S STILL A SELF-AGGRANDIZING TWAT.

GOOD MORNING ALL, AND HERE'S TO BETTER NEWS TOMORROW FOR BRUCE WANG'S DOG.

GOOD MORNING, B-TOWN! AND GET BETTER, B-DUB'S DOG!

AS A VEGAN I AM OFFENDED BY THAT DISPLAY OF WHALE MEAT!

GOOD MORNING BEEZIES! I AM SENDING LOTS OF ALL CAPS LOVE TO BW'S PUPPOE! KEEP US UPDATED PLEASE!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I HOPE YOUR DOG DOG GETS BETTER BW.

BWANG- BEST WISHES TO YOUR DOG.

GOOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I WILL PRAY WHILE I DO YOGA FOR THE PUPPY TOO TILL HE GETS OUT OF THE NAZI VET.

PLEASE PRAY TOO THAT I CAN INSTALL CHROME AGAIN IN MY COMPUTER TODAY PLEASE. AM RUNNING ON A BORROWED PC ONE. AND ON IE. EW.

I AGREE WITH ROM, IS THERE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

GOOD LATE AFTERNOON B-TOODLEDOODLES! I HAVE BEEN OUT OF TOWN, BUT I'M BACK TO TAKE MY PLACE AS LAST IN LINE!