News Jan 17, 2011 at 9:26 am

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HOW MUCH HEALTH CARE COULD A HEALTH CARE HATER HATE IF A HEALTH CARE HATER COULD HATE HEALTH CARE?

ANSWER: KEEP YOUR JOB-KILLING DEATH-PANELING HEALTH CARE AWAY FROM US. DID THE FOUNDING FATHERS NEED HEALTH CARE? NO, THEY JUST NEEDED CHEAP GASOLINE, CIGARETTES, AND GUNS. AND WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THEM.
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GOOD MORNING CAPS LOCK LOVERS EVERYWHERE!

WE NEED A NATIONAL UNITY GOVERNMENT IN THE US. THEN THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY GET SOMETHING DONE INSTEAD OF FIGHTING EACH OTHER.
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MISS ARKANSAS = YODEL-AY-EE-HOT!!!

YOU HAVE TO LOVE A WOMAN WHO CAN SPAN THE GREAT DIVIDE IN AMERICAN CULTURE BETWEEN THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW AND HEE HAW.
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GOOD MORNING!

LOOKING AT WIKIPEDIA, THE FOUNDING FATHERS DIDN'T HAVE GASOLINE, FILTERED CIGARETTES, OR SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS BECAUSE NOBODY THOUGHT TO INVENT THEM YET.

@ STU: THEY ARE JUST FIGHTING ABOUT WHICH NATIONAL UNITY GOVERNMENT TO INSTALL.
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GOOD MORNING ALL CAPPERS. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD GREAT WEEKENDS AND AREN'T AT WORK.
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@TODD:
IF THIS BLOG HAD THOSE CUTSY BUTTONS NEXT TO EVERY POST, I WOULD GO YOUR POST #3 AND CLICK THE BUTTON THAT INDICATES SOME SORT OF POSITIVE AFFIRMATION, SUCH AS AN UPWARDS ARROW, 'THUMBS UP', PLUS SIGN, OR A SMILEY FACE (POSSIBLY WSH'S). THIS WILL LET YOU KNOW THAT I ENJOYED YOUR COMMENT.

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@TIMEDEVICEPERSON: WIKIPEDIA IS A COMMUNIST PLOT TO KEEP THE TRUTH FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. NOTICE THAT THE NAME OF THE SITE SOUNDS JUST LIKE WIKILEAKS IF YOU SAY IT WHILE TRYING TO SIPHON GASOLINE FROM SOME HIPPIE'S VAN WITH A GARDEN HOSE.
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GOOOD MORNING ALL!!!

AM RESTING FROM MY WORK WEEKEND SO I HAVE NO REAL AND CONSTRUCTED OPINION ON TUNISIA OR ABOUT FUNDING FATHERS PLAYING CARDS FOR CIGARETTES.

HOPE EVERYBODY IS FINE.

AM GOING STRAIGHT TO SEE THE HORSE VIDEO!
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@TODD

I CAN'T VERIFY YOUR CLAIMS SINCE WIKIPEDIA DOESN'T HAVE A PAGE ABOUT COMMUNIST PLOTS. THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IS ABOUT WATER FLUORIDATION POSSIBLY BEING A COMMUNIST PLOT IN THE 1950'S
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@LEAKY: MY FATHER FUNDED HIS CIGARETTES BY PLAYING CARDS. FORGET THE CAT ABUSE VIDEO AND PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO THE ROMANIAN PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. IT'S ... VILE ... SO VILE THAT I MUST WATCH IT AGAIN NOW.
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ERM, THE VIDEO WAS EFED UP. FOR THE RECORD I LIKED WAY MUCH MORE THE ROMANIAN ONE.

THE COMMUNIST WHERE THOSE WHO STARTED THE ESP SPYING THING, I READ THAT SOMEWHERE. I DUNNO IF THAT QUALIFIES AS A PLOT. BUT THEN, THEY LEAPED BEHIND, MEANING THEY JUMPED BACKWARDS LIKE A CRAB WITH THAT MEASURE OF ESPIONAGE AND OTHERS WENT FORWARD WITH IT, AND EXPANDED IT.
THAT`S WHEN TIN FOIL CAPS STARTED TO BECOME FASHIONABLE OBJECTS.
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!

HOW IS THE THING GOING FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE PLACE?
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THANKS TODD FOR THE RECOMMENDATION. AM WATCHING IT IN A LOOP, AND AT THE END PLACING IT IN PAUSE.
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GOOD MORNING YOU GUYS! I LOST MY WALLET THIS WEEKEND AND THEN FOUND IT AGAIN! WHY ISN'T THAT ON THE AP NEWS WIRE?
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GOOD MORNING - I HEARD SOME COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SANTIAM PASS THIS MORNING BEING CLOSED FROM THE FLOODS. GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL.

ALSO, JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, I WITNESSED CAPS-LOCK NON-BELIEVERS IN GMN OVER THE WEEKEND. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
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@GRAHAM
WE NEEDED YOU OVER THE WEEKEND SINCE THERE WERE SOME LOWER-CASE FOLKS WANDERING ABOUT IN OUR CAFETERIA.
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GOOD MORNING! I'M DOING HELLA LAUNDRY TODAY AND WATCHING SO. MUCH. INTERNET TELEVISION. YAY MLK! I LOVE YOUR DREAM SPEECH AND HAVING LONG WEEKENDS.
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MY PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMNENT FOR NOON TIME IS THAT I DON´T SUPPORT ANIMAL ABUSE, AND THAT I DIG THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND ALL THAT PART OF U.S HISTORY. THERE. NO NEED TO GET CONFOUNDED LIKE NOW LEAKY IS GONNA THROW HAMSTERS AT A RACCOON IN HEAT.

HAVE A NICE DAY.
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I'M IMAGINING LEAKY AS SOME SORT OF CROSS BETWEEN SHAGGY FROM "SCOOBY-DOO" AND RORSCHACH FROM "WATCHMEN." I SUPPOSE IF HE DIDN'T EXIST I'D HAVE TO INVENT HIM. AND MAYBE I DID.
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sorry--my google pad doesn't have a cap lock so I get to cut and paste anything that needs caps.

@WSH -- miss Arkansas is your kinda whoaman with her hands up those two midgets butts.

I hope new government of Tunisia makes Julian Paul Assange their diplomat at large in thanks for his service to the revolution.
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THANKS TODD, EVEN THO IT´S FLATTERING, SOMEHOW ACCURATE (SOMEHOW), BUT I GUESS (JUST ME) THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO DIGG DEEPER INTO YOUR IMAGINIRIRATUM :D , OR ADD MORE DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS COMING FROM SAME SOURCES (NOT FOX NEWS I.E) TO GET A MORE DETAILED DESCRIPTION.

MUA HA HA.

HAHA :D
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SAME SOURCES = SIMILAR SOURCES.
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GOOD AFTERNOON, YOU ALL!

I FOUND A WALLET THIS WEEKEND, COPIED ALL SENSITIVE, VITAL AND PERSONAL CONTENTS (INCLUDING ANDREW SHUE NUDIE SHOTS, EXCLUDING HALF DOZEN EXPIRED CONDOMS), THEN CAREFULLY REPLACED EVERYTHING AND PUT IT BACK EXACTLY WHERE I DISCOVERED IT!

FEMALE, NAME STARTS WITH K!

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