GOOD MORNING SARAH! GOOD MORNING TK! I JUST HAD A BURRITO AT AZUL TEQUILA THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS REALLY GOOD (ALTHOUGH NOT AS GOOD AS LOS GORDITOS) AND THE GUY IN THE CART WAS A HANDSOME FELLOW INDEED. I HOPE THEY CATCH THE DIRTY THIEF
FOR THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU DIDN'T QUALIFY FOR A HEART TRANSPLANT IF YOU WERE OVER 65. CHENEY IS 70 THIS MONTH. BUT HEY, WE ALL KNOW HE'LL GET ONE ANYWAY. BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY OUR "BEST IN THE WORLD" HEALTHCARE SYSTEM WORKS.
EVERYTIME I'D GO TO THE 50TH AND DIVISION FOOD CARTS, I'D JUST END UP AT GORDITOS. THEY EXHIBIT SOME SORT OF GRAVITATIONAL PULL WITH THEIR GIANT BURRITOS. IF THE OTHER CARTS WANT TO MAKE SOME BANK, THEY NEED TO BRIBE THE GORDITOS PEOPLE INTO MOVING ACROSS THE STREET.
ALL THIS BURRITO TALK IS GIVING ME THE MUNCHIES! SO SAD THEY STOLE THE AZUL TEQUILA CART! SAD!
YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS REFERRING TO THE YOUNG COMEDIAN (WAS HE???) APOLOGIZING FOR SLAVERY, I MEANT TO SAY "THE GLEN BECK SHOW", NOT THE O`REALLY FACTOR! 2 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS! BUSY DAY!
GOOD MORNING! LATER TODAY I WILL ASK MY REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS TO INTRODUCE THE "BIEBER CRUSHING EDITOR ACT" WHICH, ONCE PASSED WITH OVERWHELMING BIPARTISAN SUPPORT, WILL FINALLY END THE NATIONAL NIGHTMARE OF EDITORS WHO CRUSH ON JUSTIN BIEBER AND INFLICT ENDLESS ARTICLES AND BLOG POSTS ABOUT HIM ON THE HARDWORKING CITIZENS OF OUR GREAT NATION (AND THE SLACKERS TOO).
I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE MY HEART TO DICK CHENEY. THERE'S NO REASON TO LET OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES IN POLITICS KEEP US FROM BEING COMPASSIONATE TO THE MEDICAL NEEDS OF OUR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS.
JUST A TIP FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT'S DOCTORS: MY HEART LOOKS AND ACTS A LOT LIKE A LANDMINE FULL OF RAZORS.
FOR THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU DIDN'T QUALIFY FOR A HEART TRANSPLANT IF YOU WERE OVER 65. CHENEY IS 70 THIS MONTH. BUT HEY, WE ALL KNOW HE'LL GET ONE ANYWAY. BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY OUR "BEST IN THE WORLD" HEALTHCARE SYSTEM WORKS.
HOW IS EVEYRONE?!?
EVERYTIME I'D GO TO THE 50TH AND DIVISION FOOD CARTS, I'D JUST END UP AT GORDITOS. THEY EXHIBIT SOME SORT OF GRAVITATIONAL PULL WITH THEIR GIANT BURRITOS. IF THE OTHER CARTS WANT TO MAKE SOME BANK, THEY NEED TO BRIBE THE GORDITOS PEOPLE INTO MOVING ACROSS THE STREET.
ALL THIS BURRITO TALK IS GIVING ME THE MUNCHIES! SO SAD THEY STOLE THE AZUL TEQUILA CART! SAD!
YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS REFERRING TO THE YOUNG COMEDIAN (WAS HE???) APOLOGIZING FOR SLAVERY, I MEANT TO SAY "THE GLEN BECK SHOW", NOT THE O`REALLY FACTOR! 2 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS! BUSY DAY!
THEY FOUND THE FOOD CART, ALONG WITH $6K IN DAMAGES. AS IF THEY WEREN'T STRUGGLING WITH THE WINTER WEATHER ANYWAY...
I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE MY HEART TO DICK CHENEY. THERE'S NO REASON TO LET OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES IN POLITICS KEEP US FROM BEING COMPASSIONATE TO THE MEDICAL NEEDS OF OUR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS.
JUST A TIP FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT'S DOCTORS: MY HEART LOOKS AND ACTS A LOT LIKE A LANDMINE FULL OF RAZORS.
@GRAHAM, I AM WITH YOU, TRIED GOING TO THE FOOD CARTS BUT THE CHICKEN STACY BURRITO AT GORDITOS KEEPS CALLING ME