This is the best idea ever!

During product development someone obviously said:

"Hey, that looks all like an official seal or something. You know, 'lions rampant' and all that. We need a motto for it! Slap on the only Latin phrase anyone knows. Yeah. That shit about conquering and then coming. Or whatever. 'Veni' somthing. Yeah. Spackle that thing to the logo so it looks all storied and European. Oh yeah. It's got Latin now. This can is classy as fuck, bitches. Latin!"

Is this in retaliation to the 4loko ban?

People gon' die, i say, people gon' die!

This is causing all sorts of cognitive dissonance in my brain.

Everyone knows if it comes in a can, you HAVE to drink it in one sitting; preferably in a single gulp. More things that make you vomit should come in a can!

The Jameson Juice Box was a better idea: http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto…

It's called Pantch.

Central America does booze right.

See also, Cuba Libre--rum and coke in a can and my drink of choice whilst in Costa Rica. I couldn't stop thinking how overwhelmingly more drunk the streets would be if legal in the US.

I'll try it. Can't be worse than Tunisian Lowenbrau.

As for the Latin, that's first-semester stuff. It means "He came, he saw, he conked out." Well, close enough.

Do they need a marketing slogan?

A MAN
CAN

Yes, they need to pay me if they want to use it.

SHOTGUN!

Small time. I'm not impressed until it comes in a bag, a la Capri Sun.