What if WSH confused what he was saying on these recent Important Emails to Erik and Alison? I think it would read like this:
"It is your sworn duty as a film journalist to walk around a corner and see me in my underpants. YOU WILL BLOG THIS. It won't be pretty. You have no legal grounds to sue me for harassment."
The beard pic is a photoshop. There's a photoshop credit down there, too. I agree that the clip-on Santa Claus solution would have been best, but it sounds like it was just an early idea that got scrapped.
"It is your sworn duty as a film journalist to walk around a corner and see me in my underpants. YOU WILL BLOG THIS. It won't be pretty. You have no legal grounds to sue me for harassment."
If it isn't, that's a goddamn shame, 'cause that beard is all sorts of magnificent.