Books Jan 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Melville's Beard Fetish

Tony Perez
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1
Love-curls sound more like pubes.

Most of them do, actually. Except for "beard" and "goatees."
on January 28, 2011 at 1:23 PM Report this
2
Winnebago locks sounds like a euphemism for child molestation.
extramsg on January 28, 2011 at 1:36 PM Report this
3
Lip neighbors
Cookie-dusters
Spice-catchers

...I only know mustaches.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 28, 2011 at 2:14 PM Report this
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I'm all for Flanders "Nose Neighbor" tho that is a Moustache.
Abusive on January 28, 2011 at 2:51 PM Report this
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I call my beard "Mrs. Darkness"
dark on January 28, 2011 at 3:11 PM Report this
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Chowder sponges
Todd Mecklem on January 29, 2011 at 10:49 AM Report this

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