GOOD MORNING! I DIDN'T GET TO VISIT EGYPT LAST YEAR BECAUSE THE ICELANDIC VOLCANO TRAPPED ME IN LONDON, WHERE I WAS FORCED TO SUBSIST ON BANGERS AND MUSHY PEAS FOR DAYS ON END. HOPEFULLY I CAN GO SOMEDAY AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS IF THE TALIBAN DON'T TAKE OVER AND PULL THEM DOWN. YES IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
GOOD MORNING, BLOGTIE BLAH BLAHS! DIDJA MISS ME? OF COURSE YOU DID.
I’M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SAY THIS OUT LOUD. I AM THOROUGHLY DISAPPOINTED AT THE CALIBER OF COMMENTING HERE IN MY SHORT ABSENCE. TRULY A MYRIAD OF FUCKING BLAH. WHERE MAH BITCHES AT? YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. ESPECIALLY THIS TODD MECKLEM TOOL…POSSIBLY THE MOST SHALLOW SPARKLEPOOL OF PETTY INANITY I’VE EVER WANTED TO PISS IN IN MY LIFE.
HERE WSH HAS PROVIDED US SUCH FODDER AS IDIOT OREGON CITY TEENS SHOOTING EACHOTHER’S FACES OFF WITH GUNS, HUMAN BEINGS KILLED BY THE LAZIEST ANIMAL ON THE FACE OF THE EFFING PLANET, AND NKOTB HOMOS, AND ALL I GET ARE “BANGERS AND MASH?????”
BANGERS AND GODDAMN MASH????? FRICK! FRICKITY FRICK FRICK!
WELCOME BACK CAT! I TOO HAVE BECOME BORED WITH THE LEVEL OF CONVERSATION HAPPENING AROUND THESE PARTS. TOO MANY PEOPLE TRYING TO PLAY NICE AND NOT OFFEND EACH OTHER. THESE PEOPLE NEED A LITTLE SPICE IN THEIR LIVES.
@A CAT: I LOVE YOU TOO! BTW, IT WAS "BANGERS AND MUSHY PEAS." HUMANCLOCK MENTIONED MASH. TRY READING MORE CAREFULLY BEFORE WRITING YOUR NEXT MASH NOTE.
@GRAHAM: THE MOST BORING COMMENT EVER COMPLAINING THAT THINGS ARE TOO BORING AROUND HERE. ALMOST BRILLIANT.
THE NICE LEAVE IT TO BEAVER-ERA COMMENTING HERE IS ACTUALLY MORE EXCITING. EVERY OTHER COMMENT BOARD IS NOTHING BUT "YOU SUCK"/"NO, YOU SUCK!" POSTINGS, HENCE WE ARE JUST TRYING TO BE A BIT UNIQUE HERE.
I REALIZE IT IS EXCEEDINGLY DIFFICULT TO WRAP ONE'S TINY NARCISSISTIC BRAIN AROUND SUCH A CONCEPT AS "COMMENTING ON 2 BORING COMMENTS AT ONCE," BUT THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN WHAT I WAS DOING, TADD MOCKLUM. (IT WAS.)
IS THIS NOT THE POINT AT WHICH YOU FORM SOME SORT OF NU SKOOL BLOGTOWN UPRISING WHERE A NON-CAPS STAND IS TAKEN IN THE FORM OF REBUTTAL VIA LYRICS OF LOCAL BANDS GONE NATIONAL OR SOMETHING EQUALLY IMPERTINENT?
@A CAT: I SEE THAT YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON MY WORK. MY FIRST FAN, SO EXCITING! AND THE FIFTH-GRADE STYLE MOCKERY MAKES ME NOSTALGIC FOR 1976. BICENTENNIAL QUARTERS ALL AROUND!
MIDWEST STORM MEANS MY WIFE GETS TO STAY HOME WITH BONZI.TV AND I THIS WEEK!
@TODD:
I ATE A LOT OF BANGERS AND MASH IN AUSTRALIA, ATE BANGERS LAST NIGHT HERE IN AMERICA TOO. BANGERS REALLY TRANSCEND CONTINENTS!
I’M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SAY THIS OUT LOUD. I AM THOROUGHLY DISAPPOINTED AT THE CALIBER OF COMMENTING HERE IN MY SHORT ABSENCE. TRULY A MYRIAD OF FUCKING BLAH. WHERE MAH BITCHES AT? YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. ESPECIALLY THIS TODD MECKLEM TOOL…POSSIBLY THE MOST SHALLOW SPARKLEPOOL OF PETTY INANITY I’VE EVER WANTED TO PISS IN IN MY LIFE.
HERE WSH HAS PROVIDED US SUCH FODDER AS IDIOT OREGON CITY TEENS SHOOTING EACHOTHER’S FACES OFF WITH GUNS, HUMAN BEINGS KILLED BY THE LAZIEST ANIMAL ON THE FACE OF THE EFFING PLANET, AND NKOTB HOMOS, AND ALL I GET ARE “BANGERS AND MASH?????”
BANGERS AND GODDAMN MASH????? FRICK! FRICKITY FRICK FRICK!
WELCOME BACK CAT! I TOO HAVE BECOME BORED WITH THE LEVEL OF CONVERSATION HAPPENING AROUND THESE PARTS. TOO MANY PEOPLE TRYING TO PLAY NICE AND NOT OFFEND EACH OTHER. THESE PEOPLE NEED A LITTLE SPICE IN THEIR LIVES.
@GRAHAM: THE MOST BORING COMMENT EVER COMPLAINING THAT THINGS ARE TOO BORING AROUND HERE. ALMOST BRILLIANT.
SIDE NOTE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN DRIVE TO HAWAII?
HTTP://WWW.TINYURL.COM/pdx2hawaii
IS THIS NOT THE POINT AT WHICH YOU FORM SOME SORT OF NU SKOOL BLOGTOWN UPRISING WHERE A NON-CAPS STAND IS TAKEN IN THE FORM OF REBUTTAL VIA LYRICS OF LOCAL BANDS GONE NATIONAL OR SOMETHING EQUALLY IMPERTINENT?
MAYBE SOMEDAY, ALTHOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE PLANS FOR A BRIDGE ARE NOT COMING TO FRUITION, NOR IS SOMEBODY'S PLAN FOR A JOKE WEBSITE ABOUT IT:
HTTP://WWW.BRIDGETOHAWAII.COM
HERE ARE SOME NAMES YOU CAN SAVE FOR LATER:
TOAD MCCLAM
TARD MEEKLUM
TOOD MORKLIM
@Todd Mecklem-- PYRAMIDS don't bother they are fakes Vector stole the real ones. Don't you have cable ?