News Feb 1, 2011 at 9:16 am

Good Morning News!

Sarah Mirk
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT MARIZPAN IS, BUT THAT PICTURE SUCKS. BARF MORNING.
ROM on February 1, 2011 at 9:30 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING! OMAR SHARIF IS ONLY 78 AND HE'D DEFINITELY BE THE COOLEST PRESIDENT EGYPT EVER HAD, THOUGH NASSER WAS PRETTY DAPPER.
Todd Mecklem on February 1, 2011 at 9:33 AM Report this
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The King is dead. Long live the King.
Graham on February 1, 2011 at 9:37 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT SOME COUNTRIES STILL HAVE KINGS? I DO. I ALSO THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT THERE ARE STILL LANDLINES, THOUGH.

IN OTHER MARZIPAN NEWS, DO NOT GOOGLE "MARZIPAN BABIES." DO NOT DO THAT. AT ALL.
Joe Streckert on February 1, 2011 at 10:30 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, ALL!

REGARDING KINGS AND LANDLINES AND WEIRDNESS, I HEAR ARAGORN JUST APPROVED A PUBLIC WORKS PROJECT WHICH WILL ALLOW CALLS FROM HELMS DEEP TO MINIS TIRITH FOR A FEW SILVER PENNIES A MINUTE!
TSW on February 1, 2011 at 10:51 AM Report this
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Good morning you guys. I love marzipan but that picture is not cool. Not cool.
kiala on February 1, 2011 at 11:08 AM Report this
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@TSW: HEARD THE ELVES PASSED INTO TO THE WEST BECAUSE OF CHEAPER LABOR THERE, ALONG WITH LAXER ENVIRONMENTAL AND SAFETY STANDARDS.

@KIALA: I AM ASHAMED OF YOUR INSUFFICIENTLY LOUD TYPOGRAPHY.
Joe Streckert on February 1, 2011 at 11:12 AM Report this
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@JSTRECKERT: AS NO ONE CAN DIE IN THE WESTERN LANDS THE LESSER VALAR ARE WORKED RELENTLESSLY IN THE FACTORIES AND JUST SEWN BACK TOGETHER AFTER INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS.

@ROM & KIALA: C'MON, AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T SMOKERS LUNGS...
Todd Mecklem on February 1, 2011 at 11:22 AM Report this
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Finally, the REIGN OF TERROR has passed. Should have guessed Graham would be the first against the wall.
Commenty Colin on February 1, 2011 at 11:39 AM Report this
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Oregon likes spending money on prisons, they spend more on them than schools. http://www.leg.state.or.us/comm/lfo/

The Native Americans have prisons with call centers ? Good call tribes, lets sub these Oregon prisoners out the tribes as quick as possible, to solve our prison cost problem.

Rosy on February 1, 2011 at 2:04 PM Report this
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I nominate Graham for the inaugural WM.™ STEVEN HUMPHREY Justin Bieber Award for Blogtown Trend-setting Excellence. Although I am curious what finally ended the shouting match.
Fruit Cup on February 1, 2011 at 4:07 PM Report this
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I'M GOING HALF CAP until this thing gets SORTED OUT.

THREE CHEERS for the SUN!
pork chop on February 1, 2011 at 4:33 PM Report this
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I THINK HE JUST FORGOT.
Todd Mecklem on February 1, 2011 at 8:04 PM Report this

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