Great all-purpose euphemism.

"Where's Daddy?" "He's on a plane to Japan, sweetie." (i.e. dead, in prison, shacking up with some chippie in Reno)

"Shit, dude, you just totally ran that red light!" "Sorry, guess I was on a plane to Japan."

I assume this is the same Craig Marquardo...
http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-8312…

Craig must hate google, because it's full of hilariously bad stories of his antics

Wait, THAT guy is Gallagher's manager? Makes perfect sense.

"Mobbed on the streets." Sure. Mobbed by indifference and disregard.

Seriously! How did Craig end up as Gallagher's manager? Is Janelle C. Jeffries involved, too?

Wow, I didn't recognize the name. Guess we can't expect a Gallagher career revival, huh?

Or maybe he'll just headline the next Portland Bullshit Promoter Awards.

Oh, shit. I have seen JCJ's name dropped in these threads from time to time, but I guess I missed that whole episode. Just looked her up, thanks for the laugh, Reymont!

Bahaha. Craig Marquardo. BAHAHA.

MARQUARDO? Oh dear.