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1

Plagiarists? More like pugiarists!

(For the record, pugs aren't dogs; they're a way of life....a very, very sad way of life.)

Čẖüñđƴ on February 2, 2011 at 3:06 PM

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That fucker Bruce is plagiarizing my dog's face!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/leahverwey/39…

I'm with Olive. Fuck you, Bruce.

Rob on February 2, 2011 at 3:18 PM

3

Awwww... that Bruce dog is cute.

kiala on February 2, 2011 at 3:21 PM

4

Bruce is way cuter.

Reymont on February 2, 2011 at 3:27 PM

5

Traitors in our midst!?

Ginny on February 2, 2011 at 3:33 PM

6

I demand more Olive juice.

Commenty Colin on February 2, 2011 at 3:35 PM

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Pugs are the studidest dogs ever..

That Bruce fellow looks mighty dapper. I'd buy him a scotch.

Graham on February 2, 2011 at 3:47 PM

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@Graham You can't blame the dog. Really, it's pug owners who are the studidest people ever

Čẖüñđƴ on February 2, 2011 at 4:02 PM

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Willamette Week: the Mr. Brainwash to the Mercury's Banksy...

PRWalters on February 2, 2011 at 4:05 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUwjF6LkXuE

MoHDI on February 2, 2011 at 4:33 PM

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I dunno that Bruce is pretty fuckin' adorable and Olive does look like a gargoyle, a cute cartoon gargoyle but none the less. Sorry, I'm superficial that ay.

Beer Batter on February 2, 2011 at 4:47 PM

12

How do you expect me to hate a corgi?!

Corgis have regular-size bodies but short legs. I repeat: REGULAR SIZE BODIES BUT SHORT LEGS.

I hate people who hate corgis.

on February 2, 2011 at 5:09 PM

13

It's official: Graham would troll a dog.

Commenty Colin on February 2, 2011 at 5:22 PM

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Also, +1 PR Walters.

APT.

Commenty Colin on February 2, 2011 at 5:23 PM

15

Sorry. Corgis > Pugs.

Wubbles on February 2, 2011 at 7:13 PM

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@Olive -- you can't fuck Bruce he is fixed just like the rest of the WillyWeak codgers. They will talk for hour about T.U.R.P. procedures.

Rosy on February 2, 2011 at 11:01 PM

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My doxie can kick both of those dogs ass. So there.

ujfoyt on February 3, 2011 at 8:46 AM

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A friend of mine just adopted a pug from pug rescue. There was nothing physically wrong with the dog. It was just so damned ugly the owner got rid of it. I love that pug.

BlackedOut on February 3, 2011 at 9:15 AM

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For hj's and bj's call 503-294-0840.

deep insight PRWalters.

Nick on February 3, 2011 at 9:54 AM

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