Doogie, you're totally blowing the pop culture currency you've gained over the last couple of years.

Mary Kate Olsen? Is it okay to masterbate to those girls or is it still icky?

Because all drug addicts that kill their dealers must have beautiful and sensitive daughters waiting at home, ready to be sold to weird guys that blackmail their dad.

Also, having no hair and interesting tattoos now makes you "unrecognizable-—and horribly unattractive?"

Also, only "horribly unattractive?" Not hideous or repulsive, but mere unattractiveness? I guess that's the lax spell casting you should expect when your outcast goth girl is Mary-Kate Olsen.

1. NEIL
2. PATRICK
3. HARRIS

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4. BLIND

Banished to Brooklyn(?) with a sympathetic housekeeper AND Neil Patrick Harris? Dad sounds okay to me.

That guy could *rule* 37th & Hawthorne, dethroning the guy who plays keyboard and shouts out songs in a key previously unknown to humankind.

Todd don't insult the piano man. That Kyle Kingson could find lots of love at the Hawthorne Theathre, Reed, or Lewis and Clark.

I smell a bi-porn parody from the out-takes.

@ Rosy - w/ Charlie Sheen? wait, will he do bi?

I love the smell of bi-porn parodies in the morning!

I call the piano man "Faux Bob" as he's often mangling Dylan tunes. (At first I typed "paino man" which would be another good name for him.)

Bi the way, aren't they doing Good Morning, News! on Saturdays? They didn't last Sat., and it's 2:04 PM now. SLACKER ARSEOTROPES!