Do the Blazers get better doctors after Brandon's legs fall off?

Maybe they rebuilt his knees with coltan?

http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Coltan

Cause it turned out so well the last time they rushed him back from surgery.

I can't wait to watch our offense return to the slow and monotonous style where everyone defers to Brandon because he got butthurt when the ball got passed around to everyone.