I don't understand why you have this job. Anybody could do a better job, including me. Seriously.

Far be it from me to doubt you Wubbles, so please, do so. I won't force you to live up to your "anyone could do a better job" boast by asking to see a 6-year-old do so (because that would just be egregiously stupid), but I really am giving you your shot at proving the rest of what you said. Get a career in games journalism, cultivate a swath of the necessary contacts and consistently create new, original content.

I know it sounds it, but I'm not at all being sarcastic here.

You do my job better than me and it's all yours chief.

Go.

@Nex: I'd love to see you accomplish any of those things.

Is this a new Micah Camden restaurant?

So does anyone actually read Nex's posts anymore? Or do we all just instantly skip to the bottom to make fun of him?

P.S. On a semi-serious note, why do you post so late at night? Are you a vampire (or a member of wampire?)?

@Super Chundy: Nex is starting to obsess over you now: https://twitter.com/ecavalli/status/357302…

HA! The two kings of mediocrity! Fatboy is mediocre, but he sarcastically admits it; Nex, on the other hand, thinks he's actually talented.

BTW, calling another person "retard," very classy! Seriously, even Graham has never sunk that low

@SuperC: The odds are that I probably called someone a retard at some point; and I'm positive that I've called people worse. I'm no saint.

Is this the game where players designed their own molecules, and then built stuff with them?

Also, the comment threads in these last two posts by Nex is some seriously sad shit. It's going to take me hours to stop cringing.